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Etapele instalării tinerilor fermieri

Solicitantii eligibili pentru accesarea finantarilor PNDR acordate in cadrul masurii 6.1 – Sprijin pentru instalarea tinerilor fermieri, trebuie sa aiba varsta pana in 40 de ani si sa indeplineasca mai multe conditii dupa cum urmeaza:
– Tanarul fermier in conformitate cu definitia prevazuta la art. 2 din R(UE) nr.1305/2013, care se instaleaza ca unic sef al exploatatiei agricole;
– Persoana juridica cu mai multi actionari unde un tanar fermier in sensul art. 2 din R(UE) 1305/2013 se instaleaza si exercita un control efectiv pe termen lung in ceea ce priveste deciziile referitoare la gestionare, la beneficii si la riscurile financiare legate de exploatatie.
– Conform art. 2 din R(UE) nr. 1305/ 2013, (1) „tanar fermier” inseamna o persoana cu varsta de pana la 40 de ani inclusiv (pana cel mult cu o zi inainte de a implini 41 de ani) la momentul depunerii Cererii, care detine competentele si calificarile profesionale adecvate si care se stabileste pentru prima data intr-o exploatatie agricola ca sef al respectivei exploatatii.

Exploatatia trebuie sa indeplineasca urmatoarele conditii: dimensiune economica cuprinsa intre 12.000 – 50.000 SO; inregistrata ca microintreprindere/ intreprindere mica; exploatatia este inregistrata obligatoriu in Registrul Unic de Identificare – APIA, in Registrul agricol si/ sau in Registrul exploatatiilor – ANSVSA.

Procesul de instalare a tsanarului fermier se desfasoara in trei etape distincte, care sonstau in urmatorii pasi:

Etapa I

Inregistrarea tanarului fermier (care urmeaza sa se instaleze) la Oficiul Registrului Comertului ca microintreprindere/intreprindere mica, avand pentru prima data obiect de activitate in domeniul agricol, cu maximum 24 de luni inaintea depunerii Cererii de finantare (intre timp, fermierul pregateste Planul de afaceri, organizeaza activitatile administrative, achizitioneaza bunuri pentru noua intreprindere, etc.), iar inscrierea la APIA si/ sau Registrul Exploatatiei de la ANSVSA/ DSVSA a exploatatiei detinute sub entitatea economica prin care solicita sprijin, se face in acelasi termen de maximum 24 de luni.
Aceasta etapa trebuie sa fie incheiata inaintea depunerii Cererii de finantare pentru aceasta submasura.

Etapa II

Depunerea si inregistrarea Cererii de finantare insotita de Planul de afaceri si documentele obligatorii (documentele justificative legate de baza materiala cu activele detinute la momentul depunerii Cererii de finantare), precum si documentele anexa.
Implementarea Planului de afaceri trebuie sa inceapa in termen de cel mult 9 luni de la data deciziei de acordare a sprijinului.
Inaintea solicitarii celei de-a doua transe de plata, beneficiarul face dovada cresterii performantelor economice ale exploatatiei, prin comercializarea productiei proprii in procent de minimum 20% din valoarea primei transe de plata.

Etapa III

Instalarea tanarului fermier este considerata finalizata la momentul implementarii corecte a Planului de afaceri (adica la acordarea celei de-a doua transe de plata).
Solicitantul se angajeaza sa devina fermier activ in termen de maximum 18 luni de la data incheierii instalarii.
In situatia in care, o exploatatie se preia de la propria Persoana Fizica, aceasta trebuie sa preia integral exploatatia agricola detinuta, fara a primi punctaj la selectie. De asemenea, preluarea unei exploatatii de la sot/sotie trebuie sa fie integrala si nu beneficiaza de punctaj la selectie, pentru preluarea integrala a exploatatiilor agricole. Este interzisa tertilor folosinta sau administrarea exploatatiei agricole beneficiara de sprijin.

Legumele de primăvară apar cu întârziere în acest an din cauza vremii

 

Cu toate acestea, autoritatile au dat asigurari ca preturile nu vor fi mai ridicate decat cele de anul trecut.

Legumele de primavara, precum salata, ceapa verde, castravetii si rosiile, vor veni in acest an cu o usoara intarziere, din cauza temperaturilor scazute din ultima vreme, insa pretul acestora va fi mai mare doar la inceput, aşa cum se intampla in fiecare an pana se regleaza piata, conform unui anunt facut de Petre Daea.

„Vom vedea dupa ce trec aceste fenomene care este gradul de afectare, ştiindu-se ca abia atunci poti sa determini exact, in laborator si la fata locului. Aici avem şi ingrijorari si s-au inregistrat si pierderi” a spus Daea.

Cand i s-a amintit ca producatorii au anunţat scumpiri de 10% la alimente, ministrul a afirmat ca nu detine astfel de informatii.

„Este adevarat ca tot timpul trufandalele sunt mai scumpe, iar in momentul cand ie,s pretul este mai mare, dar acest pret se calmeaza imediat. O sa vedeti Romania fara zapada, o sa vedeti Romania cu legume si cu culturi bune. Eu spun ca in aceasta perioada situatia din teren ma determina sa afirm ca vom avea intarzieri privind aparitia unor trufandale pe piata, cum ar fi legumele si ştiti foarte bine care sunt. Aceste trufandale, cand apar, de regula sunt putin mai scumpe. Ma refer la rosii, salata, ceapa verde, spanac, castraveti, ardeioase”, a mai adaugat seful MADR.

Daea a mai spus ca si pretul carnii de miel este favorabil in acest an. „Avem miei de la oi romanesti. Am semnale bune cu privire la pretul carnii de miel. Avem carne buna, sanatoasa” a precizat ministrul.

 

Sursa: AgroRomania.Manager.ro.

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Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: You know the fellows’ names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?

Abbott: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I’m asking you–who’s on first?

Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who’s wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who’s on first!

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field?

Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he’s center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher’s name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

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Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: You know the fellows’ names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?

Abbott: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I’m asking you–who’s on first?

Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who’s wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who’s on first!

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field?

Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he’s center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher’s name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

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Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: You know the fellows’ names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?

Abbott: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I’m asking you–who’s on first?

Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who’s wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who’s on first!

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field?

Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he’s center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher’s name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball–me being a good catcher–I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.

Costello: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

Abbott: Don’t get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don’t know. I don’t know throws it back to tomorrow–a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it’s a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don’t know. And I don’t care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON’T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop!